Monday, April 23, 2018

Escargot Argot

Approximation is expectation, without regard to acceleration.

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Without an Axe to Grind

After more than forty years of observation, the Awry Institute has concluded that, more often than not, strongly-held opinions are cast to the wind at the drop of a hat, based on meteorological conditions.

Monday, March 5, 2018

Without Wherewithal

Only 45% of economical statistics have been evaluated for stability, with 32% vacillating between conjecture and conjuration.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Maximis de Minimis

Confronted with a paradox, the majority of poll respondents generally decide upon the reply that offers the fewest follow-up questions.

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Without a Doubt

In an inexplicable trend, more individuals are unsure of themselves when convinced than those who are steadfast but have lingering questions.

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Mayhap Mishap

In general, postulations are approximations of generalizations. As a result, in a manner of speaking, conclusions are tentative at best.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Not for Nothing

Presented with inconclusive statistics, 27% of undecided poll respondents base their decisions on their previous conclusions, while 38% strongly disapprove of favorable results that meet with their approval.