Off Course, Of Course

Certainly, no surety is guaranteed, but be assured that it may be tentative based upon indeterminable questioning.

Absolute Absolution

According to heretofore unreleased Awry Institute documents, 39% of all mistakes are made without prior knowledge.

Upon a Shimmer

Onto a vernal vortex, the cloud chorale harmonizes with early reflections. 

Escargot Argot

Approximation is expectation, without regard to acceleration.

Without an Axe to Grind

After more than forty years of observation, the Awry Institute has concluded that, more often than not, strongly-held opinions are cast to the wind at the drop of a hat, based on meteorological conditions.

Without Wherewithal

Only 45% of economical statistics have been evaluated for stability, with 32% vacillating between conjecture and conjuration.

Maximis de Minimis

Confronted with a paradox, the majority of poll respondents generally decide upon the reply that offers the fewest follow-up questions.

Without a Doubt

In an inexplicable trend, more individuals are unsure of themselves when convinced than those who are steadfast but have lingering questions.

Mayhap Mishap

In general, postulations are approximations of generalizations. As a result, in a manner of speaking, conclusions are tentative at best.

Not for Nothing

Presented with inconclusive statistics, 27% of undecided poll respondents base their decisions on their previous conclusions, while 38% strongly disapprove of favorable results that meet with their approval.

Every Which Way

More often than not, wind chill estimates are overly exaggerated. By extrapolating theoretical barometric pressure by conflating two disparate numbers--speed and thermality--results in an unreliable representation of uncomfortabilty. 

Shadow or Substance

The public has a less-than-favorable opinion of the margin-of-error concept. Frequently cited in polls, it is viewed as a parenthetical dodge, according to a survey conducted by the Awry Institute. Minus/plus discrepancy numbers were not made available at this time.

Mirror Image

In a surprising reversal, more than half of those with strong opinions have changed their minds over the past six months, according to an unverified, uncredited study. Apparently, they are more fervent in their new viewpoints than they ever were in their previous ones.

Responsensical

Respondents to phone polls are 17% more likely than in-person poll respondents in changing their answers more than twice. On the average, however, poll respondents have a tendency to change their answers when no one is looking.

Sizzle Symbol

Venn diagrams have demonstrated a substandard accuracy rate of  less than 50%, according to a consortium of leading visual verificationists. Intersection is a flawed measurement tool, experts say.

Ipso Factual

In a partially researched white paper issued by the Awry Institute, the majority of certified analysts find 37% of researchers partial to 42% of their results. 15% of published researchers find most analysis to be inconclusive.

Whether or Whither?

A recent study from the Awry Institute indicates that 14% of disagreeable Americans agree with 59% of the Americans who disagree with them. In a related study, 26% are discouraged by the 38% who encourage them.

Is That All There Is?

Analysis of research into analytics has shown that 64% of Americans are depressed about optimism, while 27% are upbeat about pessimism. 4% were too bored to express an opinion. Nearly 5% asked for the question to be repeated.