Off Course, Of Course

Certainly, no surety is guaranteed, but be assured that it may be tentative based upon indeterminable questioning.

Absolute Absolution

According to heretofore unreleased Awry Institute documents, 39% of all mistakes are made without prior knowledge.

Upon a Shimmer

Onto a vernal vortex, the cloud chorale harmonizes with early reflections. 

Escargot Argot

Approximation is expectation, without regard to acceleration.

Without an Axe to Grind

After more than forty years of observation, the Awry Institute has concluded that, more often than not, strongly-held opinions are cast to the wind at the drop of a hat, based on meteorological conditions.

Without Wherewithal

Only 45% of economical statistics have been evaluated for stability, with 32% vacillating between conjecture and conjuration.

Maximis de Minimis

Confronted with a paradox, the majority of poll respondents generally decide upon the reply that offers the fewest follow-up questions.