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Venn diagrams have demonstrated a substandard accuracy rate of  less than 50%, according to a consortium of leading visual verificationists. Intersection is a flawed measurement tool, experts say.

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In a partially researched white paper issued by the Awry Institute, the majority of certified analysts find 37% of researchers partial to 42% of their results. 15% of published researchers find most analysis to be inconclusive.

Whether or Whither?

A recent study from the Awry Institute indicates that 14% of disagreeable Americans agree with 59% of the Americans who disagree with them. In a related study, 26% are discouraged by the 38% who encourage them.

Is That All There Is?

Analysis of research into analytics has shown that 64% of Americans are depressed about optimism, while 27% are upbeat about pessimism. 4% were too bored to express an opinion. Nearly 5% asked for the question to be repeated.

The Results Are In

In an historic rebuke, angry Americans made their message clear: America must reject Americans in favor of Americans.

Said one hoarse-throated American, "We've decided that it's time to replace the failed leadership of Americans with Americans who are capable of failing in their leadership. And we're angry about it."

Decisive victories were scored by more than 57% of Americans throughout America, outpacing previous gains made by Americans in earlier defeats of 43% of Americans.

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