Not for Nothing

Presented with inconclusive statistics, 27% of undecided poll respondents base their decisions on their previous conclusions, while 38% strongly disapprove of favorable results that meet with their approval.

Every Which Way

More often than not, wind chill estimates are overly exaggerated. By extrapolating theoretical barometric pressure by conflating two disparate numbers--speed and thermality--results in an unreliable representation of uncomfortabilty. 

Shadow or Substance

The public has a less-than-favorable opinion of the margin-of-error concept. Frequently cited in polls, it is viewed as a parenthetical dodge, according to a survey conducted by the Awry Institute. Minus/plus discrepancy numbers were not made available at this time.

Mirror Image

In a surprising reversal, more than half of those with strong opinions have changed their minds over the past six months, according to an unverified, uncredited study. Apparently, they are more fervent in their new viewpoints than they ever were in their previous ones.

Responsensical

Respondents to phone polls are 17% more likely than in-person poll respondents in changing their answers more than twice. On the average, however, poll respondents have a tendency to change their answers when no one is looking.

Sizzle Symbol

Venn diagrams have demonstrated a substandard accuracy rate of  less than 50%, according to a consortium of leading visual verificationists. Intersection is a flawed measurement tool, experts say.

Ipso Factual

In a partially researched white paper issued by the Awry Institute, the majority of certified analysts find 37% of researchers partial to 42% of their results. 15% of published researchers find most analysis to be inconclusive.

Whether or Whither?

A recent study from the Awry Institute indicates that 14% of disagreeable Americans agree with 59% of the Americans who disagree with them. In a related study, 26% are discouraged by the 38% who encourage them.

Is That All There Is?

Analysis of research into analytics has shown that 64% of Americans are depressed about optimism, while 27% are upbeat about pessimism. 4% were too bored to express an opinion. Nearly 5% asked for the question to be repeated.