The Results Are In

In an historic rebuke, angry Americans made their message clear: America must reject Americans in favor of Americans.

Said one hoarse-throated American, "We've decided that it's time to replace the failed leadership of Americans with Americans who are capable of failing in their leadership. And we're angry about it."

Decisive victories were scored by more than 57% of Americans throughout America, outpacing previous gains made by Americans in earlier defeats of 43% of Americans.

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One Nation Under "But..."

Our mantra: "The sky can always fall."

Ancient Currency

76% of Americans believe that:

--Sharing is stealing;
--Self interest is benevolence;
--Concern is indifference; and
--Unity is divisive.

source: Awry Institute, July, 2010

Poll Numbers

From the Awry Institute's latest poll:

* 85% of Americans are dissatisfied with 95% of Americans.
* 43% of Americans disapprove of 39% of the Americans who smile on a regular basis.
* 73% of Americans feel that 75% of Americans should not disapprove of anything.
* 18% of Americans feel that the negativity of 64% of Americans is on the wrong track.
* Only 4% of Americans are in favor of the 35% of Americans who are in favor of the 21% of Americans who are against being in favor of 94% of Americans.

Margin of error: + or -2%

The Narcotic of Fear

So sweet,
Delicious,
Easy,
Simple.

Float away from
This difficult world.

One hit--ooh--just one more.
Angerweakness feels so good.

Above All

Trust authority,
Question authority,
Follow leaders,
Lead followers.

Look Behind You

Coming to get you,
Going to get them.

Always never.

Afraid of courage,
Weakened by strength,
Hateful of love.

You and Yours

We, the People
I, the Person

What's in it for you?

Knew Whirled Ordure

Our fear makes us great.
Our greatness makes us fearful.

The Exceptionalism of Stupidity

Consume and be consumed.

Garbage in,
Garbage out.

Reigning Cats and Sheep

Can't decide
Follow orders
Give up
Be afraid.

Duel-ism.

Prevarication Nation

We're sorry;
It was a joke.

We apologize;
It was satire.

We didn't mean it unless we did.

The Perfect Confluence

Establish morals
or
Establish rules.

You decide (what you're told).

Dense Population

With voracity, devouring everything but veracity.

Hypnocrisy

Connivers: Rule.
Liars: School.
Believers: Duel.

The Immutable Law of Gravity

Dumb down
To win;
Wise up
Or lose.

Concerned Citizens' Creed

Our freedom,

not

Your freedom.

Image Resolution

Interlacing pundits,
Joyfully rasterizing disillusion.

The Theology of Teleology

Belief systems are not compelled to be virulent. It's just easier that way.

State of the Union

At present:

Whiny and disunited
Ego vs. ego
Leave me alone
Help yourself
The silence of shouting
A negative energy crisis.

State of the Low

Low state.