From the Awry Institute's latest poll:
* 85% of Americans are dissatisfied with 95% of Americans.
* 43% of Americans disapprove of 39% of the Americans who smile on a regular basis.
* 73% of Americans feel that 75% of Americans should not disapprove of anything.
* 18% of Americans feel that the negativity of 64% of Americans is on the wrong track.
* Only 4% of Americans are in favor of the 35% of Americans who are in favor of the 21% of Americans who are against being in favor of 94% of Americans.
Margin of error: + or -2%