The Results Are In

In an historic rebuke, angry Americans made their message clear: America must reject Americans in favor of Americans.

Said one hoarse-throated American, "We've decided that it's time to replace the failed leadership of Americans with Americans who are capable of failing in their leadership. And we're angry about it."

Decisive victories were scored by more than 57% of Americans throughout America, outpacing previous gains made by Americans in earlier defeats of 43% of Americans.

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One Nation Under "But..."

Our mantra: "The sky can always fall."

Ancient Currency

76% of Americans believe that:

--Sharing is stealing;
--Self interest is benevolence;
--Concern is indifference; and
--Unity is divisive.

source: Awry Institute, July, 2010

Poll Numbers

From the Awry Institute's latest poll:

* 85% of Americans are dissatisfied with 95% of Americans.
* 43% of Americans disapprove of 39% of the Americans who smile on a regular basis.
* 73% of Americans feel that 75% of Americans should not disapprove of anything.
* 18% of Americans feel that the negativity of 64% of Americans is on the wrong track.
* Only 4% of Americans are in favor of the 35% of Americans who are in favor of the 21% of Americans who are against being in favor of 94% of Americans.

Margin of error: + or -2%

The Narcotic of Fear

So sweet,
Delicious,
Easy,
Simple.

Float away from
This difficult world.

One hit--ooh--just one more.
Angerweakness feels so good.

Above All

Trust authority,
Question authority,
Follow leaders,
Lead followers.